


“It was a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Cat. I think with our emphasis on hypo-allergenic beads we will make a killing at this years Mardi Gras festivities.”
-Jeremiah Crawfish. Genius and Inventor.

“I hope no one recognizes me… especially at this Crawfish Masquerade.”

Larry the crawfish grew exceptionally excited as he was being held up by his manslave to eye level with the breasts that were just flashed at him.
Larry the crawfish is like the king of New Orleans… some people call him the KingFish.

“Give me some of those beads! Give me some of those beads! I’m showing you my claws! I’m freaking buzzed out of my brain on Abita and I want some of those beads!”
That’s what this crawfish is saying.